I'm in the Pittsburgh Airport right now and my flight doesn't leave for another hour. Luckily, there's free wireless here, so that should keep me occupied for a short while. But an even better way to keep busy is to people watch, and I've seen some "special" people while waiting.
My favorite couple (so far) are these two obese individuals wearing matching Mickey Mouse shirts. They were going to Disney World (which totally ties this post into my previous one about people being too heavy for the rides there) and they felt the need to tell me all about their plans. But the most awesome part of this couple was their matching hair! The woman had her hair in pigtails and the man had his beard in little pigtails too!! It was a really surreal experience in hindsight, and I'd chalk it up to an early morning hallucination (it had occurred at 4 am on the parking shuttle) except for the fact that I saw them again a few minutes ago! I think they're amusing now, but I'll die if I'm stuck between them on a flight....
So, the airport McDonald's doesn't open until 5:30 here, but there's a massive line of people looking like they're ready to tear down the flimsy metal fence in hopes of getting some sure to be healthy food. I kind of want it to happen, solely because it'd be such a crazy thing to see.
There's a guy across from me watching something on his computer. I truly think that it's anime porn. And, no matter what Laurel tried to once argue, it's some pretty messed up stuff. The Japanese have some crazy fetishes...
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